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Pink Delivery Robots Gain Sentience, Terrorize Charlotte Citizenry

August 4, 2022

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Pink Delivery Robots Seize Key Territory As Charlotte Militia Suffers Mass Desertions, Citing ‘Supreme Apathy’

May 8, 2022

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Charlotte City Council Votes Unanimoisly To Increase Radiance of Truist Building By 10,000 Lumens

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LYNX Tram Will Now Incinerate All Cars Blocking Its Path, Vowing To Leave “Nothing Ashes” In Its Wake

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Terrified Mint Museum Staff Seen Defending Last Bastion Of Charlottean Culture

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South End Man Just Wants To Go Home

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BREAKING: Northern Transplant Enjoys Charlotte’s Low Cost-Of-Living

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Pink Delivery Robots Seize Key Territory As Charlotte Militia Suffers Mass Desertions, Citing ‘Supreme Apathy’

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Pink Delivery Robots Gain Sentience, Terrorize Charlotte Citizenry

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Charlotte Unveils Plan To Replace City With Gigantic Lime Scooter

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Charlotte City Council Votes Unanimoisly To Increase Radiance of Truist Building By 10,000 Lumens

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LYNX Tram Will Now Incinerate All Cars Blocking Its Path, Vowing To Leave “Nothing Ashes” In Its Wake

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Terrified Mint Museum Staff Seen Defending Last Bastion Of Charlottean Culture

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South End Man Just Wants To Go Home

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